1. How would your mother describe you in one word? Ohhhhh,ohhhhh,ohhhhhh, GREAT.
2. What is your favorite flower? Frail and Delicate
3. What is the most insane question you’ve ever been asked? Did you try to do that with your hair?
4. What word in the English language do you wish you would have invented? Wiener
5. Where would you like to live? The Desert.
6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? ‘Always smell it first’
7. What animal best describes the kind of boy (girl) you’d be interested in? Ring Tail Lemur
8. What do you miss about your childhood? Simplicity
9. If you could change your name, what would it be? John Jacob Jinglehymer Schmidt
10. What is the main fault in your character? Fault??????
11. Who is your favorite historical figure? John Hopp
12. Describe how you kiss in one word? No
13. If you met the right girl (or boy) today, would you propose tomorrow? Again?
14. What in the world do you least desire? seriousness, ill health
15. Why do you think most girls (most boys) date you? Stunning good looks, vast wealth, laughter
16. Finish this sentence: “Happiness is a thing called…” Liquor